Monthly Archives: February 2015

50 Shades of Hay

Theres a new film coming out
About standoffish Mr Grey
And a moron without sense
Who bites her lip all day

I’m confused by all these women
Who think this is such kink
If they turn up in the stable yard
They won’t know what to think
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How Much Does Having A Horse Save You?

There is a post doing the rounds on social media this week that asks ‘How much does it really cost to keep a horse’. I’ve done the calculations – read the time frame before you fill it in though – I filled in one weekly figure as an annual figure the first time I did it and nearly had a heart attack when it told me I’d be spending 35k a year on a horse. (I’m not mum I swear).

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