Monthly Archives: February 2013
Only an idiot wears uncovered white jodhpurs more than fives minutes before you have to get up on a horse
Expensive shiny black hoof polish does not come out of white jods. Been there, done that, have the cleaning products to prove it. Give up it’s not going to happen.
Ditto for bog mud
-The quickest way to get a horse to roll is to wash him
-There is no easy way to wash a horse’s mane without ending up with more water and shampoo on yourself than on the horse
“Nice Entrance” – Don’t get cocky we are only one movement in
“Wobbled on centre line” – horse wandered from A to C like a drunk trying to walk a straight line
“Could show more inside bend” – Horse should be looking where it is going not gawking out of the arena at the photographer or the horse in the next arena or the monster in the hedge.
“Hesitant” – horse is dog lazy
“Tense” – Horse trying desperately to feck off away from rider while rider tries in vain to restrain it.
“Resistant” – Horse has no intention of obeying rider what so ever and there is no hiding it.
“A pity” – for gods sake help me out here and ride the horse I am trying to give you marks
“Unbalanced” – all over the shop
“On three tracks” – sideways but unintentionally sideways
“Could stretch down more in free walk” – horse is not meant to be delightedly sticking his head in the air and practically shouting ‘ha you have no contact you can’t stop me’
“Hollow” – horse is looking upwards not forwards
“Behind contact” – horse is attempting to touch chin off chest
“Needs to work more from behind” – horse should be carrying some of its own weight on hind legs rather than bulldozing through the riders hands with the front end.
“Running” – horse is resembling a trotter more than dressage horse
“Nice Strike Off” – pity about the rest of the canter
“Has potential” – just decided not to show or realise any of it today
“Unsteady to halt / stepped back / halt uneven” – nice try but fail. We are bang in front of you and we both know that wasn’t square.