- “Stop overriding”
- “You are riding on”
Honestly I am really not, this just kind of happens.
- “Take your leg off”
Are you mad? It took me years to learn to put it on.
- “Just sit quietly”
I am, I am not even talking!!
- “You are going a bit too fast”
Nah, it is just a really forward going pace.
- “You are driving on with your seat”
Eh no, I am just sitting on my seat, I swear.
- “Just relax”
I would if people would stop telling me to slow down.
- “Your leg is stronger than you realise”
- “Just go slowly”
I am trying in fairness but where’s the fun in that?
- “You have an electric arse”
Yes, so I keep getting told!
*having an electric arse – possessing a natural ability to ride almost all horses in a very forward manner, inspiring very onward motion even in those that are normally in a coma. This is often unintentional by the rider!