Things Side Saddle Riders Are Too Used To Being Asked

me n dan

1. “Do you wear anything underneath your skirt?”

No darling, I am all wool habit and no knickers

 

 2. “Is side saddle comfortable?”

Initially, no. After lots of practice, relatively. After a few hits of a hip flask, yes.

 

3. “I’ve heard it is very hard to fall off?”

I heard that too and almost believed it until I went ass over tit and landed on my face.

 

4. “Are you not afraid of falling off?”

In fairness that fear is probably the only thing keeping me on

 

5. “Can you see through that veil?”

No but the jumping is less terrifying this way

 

6. “Can you drink through that veil?”

Would you like a demonstration? I’ll need some sloe gin and a hip flask.

 

7. “Is it a very expensive hobby?”

On the expensive hobby / addiction spectrum it probably falls somewhere between champagne and designer shoes.

 

 8. “Isn’t riding side saddle setting back feminism?”

When you open any magazine and find lists of celebrity women deemed too fat, too thin or too ugly to leave the house I think there might be bigger issues to be concerned about.

 

9. “Is there a strap holding you on to the saddle?”

No, just my leg. I am like a side saddle swan – all smiling and elegant up top, holding on for dear life with every leg muscle underneath.

 

10. “Does the horse like it?”

Less than she likes food, more than she likes poles on the ground.

 

11. “Why do you want to ride side saddle?”

The voices in my head suggested it

 

12. “What does it feel like?”

Try driving your car sitting square while using your right leg to work the clutch

 

er

All content on this site is my own original content, please do not reproduce in any format without my prior permission. Thank you

 

 

 

Advertisements

Posted on May 25, 2015, in General, Side Saddle and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Lol. I always wondered what riding side saddle is like.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

w

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: