Oh no, poles, not the poles!
Relax for god’s sake, they are poles what’s the worst that can happen?
Kill me now, I can’t even get over pole with a bit of grace and elegance.
Meeting a fence too long but with no room for an extra stride, throwing your heart over the fence, closing your eyes, hoping for the best and then feeling the horse go with you.
A challenging jump saddle jump – oh f**k, oh f**k, oh f**k, I’m wobbling, I’m gonna come off, I’m gonna die, wait a second, I’m still up here – woo hoo we made it!!